A couple of my favorite Christmas carols:

Hark! The harried
Blazers sing
Glory in so vanishing
Sheed is gone, he was reviled
Bonzi's sins got him exiled
Woeful coaching, prices rise
Joints in cars, bricked three-point tries
Missed flights, dogfights, what a shame
Fans are bored, we don't got game.
Hark! The harried Blazers sing
Glory is so vanishing.

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Deck Iraq with bombs and rockets
Fa la la la la la la la lujah!
Emptying the taxpayers pockets
Fa la la la la la la la lujah!
Reconstruction is for certain
Fa la la la la la la la lujah!
Profits now for Haliburton
Fa la la la la la la la lujah!